Thursday, May 28, 2009

His Masters Voice

HIS MASTERS VOICE

When I hear my masters voice
I have, but no choice
To go running towards him
To put my face on his face's rim
His face shines like a beacon of light
as I catch a glimpse of his sight.
and it puts away all my fears of night


He is my master
He is my friend and my father
I long for his return back to home everyday
So that we can have fun and play

Yes you guessed it right
I am a dog for I cant be cat
Because I think their conscience smells of a rat

We more than often have a telepathic dialogue
To anyone else it would look like a monologue
But don't be fooled by the scenes
As it is a way to our means

Our paths crossed when he was in work life's sophomore
But who knew that we together will weave around our own folklore
Our love knows no boundaries
Every other relationship feels like sundries

At time he experiences his soliloquy
But it is a cover up for time he wants to buy
We are now separated by seven seas
Our lives are like chalk and cheese
But I know deep inside he yearns
His heart full of guilt
For the fortress he has built

But I know someday I know
We will be together for us to show
I pray to God for all the births I have
I still want the same masters voice
Because I don't want any other choice

-

Dedicated to my pug

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

A Freakonomics Quorum

Age old wisdom and laws of nature state that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Experiences in my life have taught me that your own actions good or bad in life come back to either reward or haunt you in the most mysterious and unexpected ways.
It is my belief that each instance of our lives is an outcome of a past event either connected to us or connected to our kins.I am not John Nash hence cant promise a mathematical equation to you defining each and every life moment of yours however what I can try to do is to provide an insight on how life is charted or planned for each of one of us.

How do we connect our lives with destiny , is destiny a phenomenon which can be quantified or is it a dependant variable which is governed by a multitude of events , actions and people around us. I would like to combine two theories here : one of Six Degrees of separation and the other one of the butterfly effect. The first theory states that an individual can be connected to any other individual on this planet by not more than six relationships , the butterfly effect theory states that a the most trivial of all events can have life changing impacts.Its based on experiments on variance in the batting of wings of a butterfly which can change the course of a tornado.
Combining both the theories together their is a possibility that the small events in peoples lives we are not directly connected with can have far reaching implications on our own lives.

The combination of the above two theories can have profound effect in letting the human mind decipher the code of how event unfold in our lives.The theology has been described to a large extent in the book "Freakonomics" trying to link up events of small significance with huge ramifications over the next few decades of its occurrence.The unconventional premise here is if morality defines how we would want the world to work , our individual actions define how actually the world works.

I sometimes wonder what would have happened if Gandhi had not be subjected to racial violence in South Africa - would India have gained independence earlier by virtue of the efforts of Subash Chandra Bose and his allies or would India be still under the British rule.Would Nelson Mandela have been inspired by non-violence and led a freedom struggle of such magnitude spanning over sixty years to change the way the world viewed South Africa. Would India and Pakistan still have been a unified state there would have no acts of terror.

What would have happened if US had not entered into a battle with Vietnam , maybe it would not have shown that the worlds mightiest power is vulnerable.It gave hope to other freedom struggles and epitomized Guerrilla warfare as a way of defeating the Americans.

What would have happened if Billie Jean King had not played the battle of sexes match , maybe WTA would have existed anymore...maybe we would have seen stars like Sharapova and the Williams sister come into prominence.

These are some of the zillions of past events which impact our daily lives in some way or the other.The only way we can define our future is my doing things the right way to ensure that our coming generations bear the fruit of it.....

My Karma is my Dogma......

Friday, May 22, 2009

Is it commentary or the art of being gibberish

The IPL publicity manager of a major sports channel said "All the 59 matches would be telecast live and the channel boasts of a 15 member strong world class commentary team consisting of Ravi Shastri , Sunil Gavaskar,Laxman Sivaramakrishnan (LS), Arun Lal,Pommie Mbangwa,Greg Blewett and Jeremy Coney."

Hmm interesting because I have never thought of anyone of them barring Shastri/Gavaskar at times to be even a decent commentator.Thank God they left Najvot Singh Sidhu out of the fray or vice versa , else it would have been a torture to watch the IPL matches listening to these blokes alongwith the Strategy Breaks,the hot cheerleaders doing some inane dance moves and offcourse watching Kolkatta Knight Riders play.

I understand that cricket , life and the BCCI were not fair to Laxman Sivaramakrishan , being a prolific spin bowler at the onset of his career he was always set up for greatness , however a return from injury send him back to the obscurity of playing domestic cricket and finally relegated him to becoming a commentating derelict. I either sracth my nails on the wall or when in a sane mood just put the TV on mute when Siva starts to comment.He gets excited in the dullest moment of a cricket match and confuses the viewer all the more.

Not everything needs to be spoken about. Commentary needs the touch of a Wong Kar Wai, not Jerry Bruckheimer, for light and shadow can be as dramatic, and more unexpected than an explosion. The perennial lilt in Siva's voice builds an image of a man who is excited by everything, even a depressingly slow passage of play. It casts on the commentator, sometimes unfairly, a light that shows his detachment from reality, and questions whether he believes his own words. The emotion of excitement is forced onto comments that do not demand that particular emotion. And like with all forced emotions, a niggling suspicion is aroused. Suspicion is not something any commentator needs from his viewers, for he loses credibility. It is a downward spiral.

Coming Greg Blewett , for once Bluey actually blew away his career in commentating completely , when asked to report on the dug out during one of the matches he responed in a very hushed tone " One thing I have noticed of critical importance today in the royals team is the level of confidence they have today ...thats it from my end back to you Sunny."Man , even I felt embarrased for him,can you imagine his plight.

Cricket commentary has become so much commercialized that the names of sponsors are mentioned in every 2-3 sentence.In IPL2 every moment of the match was a CITI moment of successs for our very own Sunil Gavaskar aka Sunny baba. For Ravi Shastri the first and last 20 overs of a game in a T20 match are very critical , mate have you forgotten that T20 is for 20 overs each so please change your line to 5 overs each.Even when the ball clears the rope for a six it becomes a DLF maximum.
As a spectator/viewer/fan Iam truly fed up with this version of commercialised and inane commentary , to the extent that Iam more than happy to devour and listen to our very own Navjot Singh Sidhu , atleast he has got a very good command over his grammar and dialect.

The key thing to learn is the value of economy with words and to never insult the viewer by telling them what they can already see.Great commentators like Benaud,Tony Greg,Cozier and Bhogle ensure that when the speak the timing is magical, the phrasing simple and the choice of what and when, quite brilliant.

I urge and plead to the sport channels to carefully cherry pick their band of cricket commentators to ensure that viwers dont get frustrated while watching a great game of cricket.

" Silence holds a certain power. It is a crutch to hold on to when words and emotions fail you. "

Monday, May 11, 2009

Impact of H1B visas on Indian outsourcing and IT companies

The US government, as part of its stimulus plan to revive the depression in the US economy, recently decided on including an amendment that imposes a ban on firms receiving government bailouts, from hiring workers from other countries. Microsoft has recently been asked to remove foreign workers that are employed under the H-1B Visa program, resulting in the software giant announcing that 5,000 jobs will be cut in the next six months; including 1,400 immediately.
H-1B visas are offered by the US government to enable international students and highly skilled international workers, from all over the world, or who are already living in the USA, the opportunity to live and work in America legally.
From the beginning, there has been criticism from various quarters, over the role of the H-1B program in replacing US workers. There were several instances of US staff being replaced with H-1B workers. The ploy employers used is to hire these H-1B replacements from contract job shops. This way the companies could claim that they had not applied for H-1B visas, making it possible for them to legally replace their US staff.
Another complaint was that US Employers hired H-1B workers because they pay significantly less than they would have to for US workers. This cheap labor causes depression in the overall wage structure.
Currently, 65,000 H-1B visas are granted by the US annually to Hi-technology workers from countries like China, India and Philippines.
The US government states that they are not against the H-1B program, but it has to be used in the actual spirit of why it was started in the first place – to have alternatives for specialized workers when there is no availability in the US. It was also clarified that since the 900 billion dollars for the stimulus plan is being paid by the American taxpayer, it is only fair that American workers are hired.
This decision for foreign countries could mean hundreds of thousands of foreign students studying in the US universities will not get employment and millions will be made jobless.
The US government is also planning on controlling outsourcing. American firms that move their jobs to other countries will not be eligible for any tax breaks. Obama, in his address said, “We will restore a sense of fairness and balance to our tax code by finally ending the tax breaks for corporations that ship our jobs overseas.”
This will affect more than 1,000 American firms that have over the years moved their jobs outside the country. The government is doing away with a particular provision of the tax code where US companies pay lower taxes for profits earned from foreign countries. There has been opposition for this tax code for a long time, as it was seen as an encouragement for companies to send their jobs abroad, when they rightfully belong to the American workers. The government’s aim through this move is to make outsourcing unattractive to companies in the US.
However, many believe that tax breaks when compared to savings through outsourcing do not stand a chance. While the idea of tax breaks would certainly appeal to the US businesses, it would require a huge tax break to change the established trend of global outsourcing. It would be highly unlikely for companies involved in significant outsourcing to take their businesses, and the related infrastructure and human-resource costs back onshore. So, the impact of this move may be very little.
People who oppose this move say that this move will only hurt the US as outsourcing makes a lot of sense; both economic and logical. It is left to be seen what actually happens. However, with Obama focusing on the revival of the US economy, this is the kind of positive reaction that Americans expect from their new President.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Getting the basics right : The Story of Rajasthan Royals

Cricketing pundits , commentators and past cricketings greats are in a quandary wondering why Rajasthan Royals has been successful in the T20 format. The conundrum explains the state of the situation which all the teams in the 2008 version of the IPL failed to decipher.

The team is led by the wily Sheikh of Tweek "Shane Warne" who has been long retired for the past 2 years and doesn't even play cricket at the domestic level anymore.His energy these days is channelized more towards raising money for his charity foundation , spinning a web of intrigue around fellow poker players and at getting his family life back together. Warney was the first player to be put up for auction last year and had no takers amongst all the buyers , infact there was a silence for the first 4-5 minutes post the announcement of his name and that explains his price of US$450000.The owner of Rajasthan Royals must be mighty proud the day he picked up Warne as the leader of his pack of minnows.

As the captain and coach of the Royals the first right steps taken by Warne was to build a team which is more suitable for the 20 over format and he picked up players who are more of T20 players rather than ODI or test cricket players.Warney is an astute cricketing brain and has a nack of spotting talent , he has ably exhibited this by nurturing young cricketers like Asnodkar,Jadeja,Trivedi,Ojha and now lately our very own left handed replica of Lasith Malinga - Kamran Khan.The management of the team has supported all these decisions and has ensured total no interference with the daily running of the team.Giving such level of authority to any captain and coach can be good and can be diabolical at the same time.

Picking up a team of youngsters is always good for the shorter version of the game as it allows the captain/coach to immediately identify the sometimes flawed technique of the young brigade but also ensures that the young players accept the feedback in the right perspective and work towards improving their game.

A team of superstars like - Kolkatta Knight Riders / Bangalore Royal Challengers consist of players with inertia value hence are not open to feedback over the game in a 20 over format.Now exactly what can you ask Dravid,Ganguly or Chris Gayle to change in their batting technique and what better can you ask from Kumble who has taken more than 1000 first class wickets.
The team comprising of test and ODI cricketing greats wouldn't assure any team of success in any version of T20.It is pertinent to pick up the right combination of players with the right skills sets to be successful in this volatile game of cricket wherein the margin of error is minimal.

From a pure financial perspective buying average but effective T20 players ensures a higher returns to investment ratio as the auction prices of these players is sometimes as low as 2% to those of the most expensive player in the competition (comparison is between Kamran Khan and Andrew Flintoff).Rajasthan Royals have also ensured that most of the players in their squad (both domestic and international players) are available for the whole competition.This allows the players to work towards their strengths as the competition progresses and the whole team peaks at the oppurtune time.

Also the Rajasthan Royals team has not given away to long term strategies like the Multiple captains theory et all.Playing cricket in a basic fashion is the best strategy and implementing strategies which are an outcome of the various simulation runs of a cricketing software does not ensure success.

As a quick recap the mantra of success for a team to be successful in a T20 format is as follows :-

> Pick up an inspirational and astute captain / coach
> Completely disregard the multiple captain theory else you would be breeding a team of captains
> Pick up T20 format players at the best possible price
> Spend less on cheerleaders / advertising campaigns/merchandise and more on players comfort levels.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Get over Slumdog

These days more often than not I end up discussing Slumdog Millionaire with my mates / work colleagues.Well let me tell you something I detest to discuss it any further and the mere mention of the movie vexes me.
Well to cut to the chase "Slumdog Millionaire" is not an Indian movie and it has no linkages for instance with Bollywood.The movie is shot in India and has Indian actors whom no one new before this movie.
The movie tries its level best to expose the frailities of India , I seriously doubt if the movie would have won any Oscar had the director been someone like Ashutosh Gowarirkar rather than Danny Boyle.
Iam just struggling to understand why did the movie win so many Oscars when we had so many better movies in nomination i.e The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
I mean winning an odd one Oscar is one thing but winning 8 Oscars is astounding and makes me wonder did I miss anything in the movie.I watched the movie once again with my wife and still couldn't find anything interesting.
There definitely have been better movies from or on India like "Lagaan" , "Paheli" etc.
What I fear the most is the fascination that the western society has for such movies like Slumdog generally turns into an image for the what India looks and feels like.
I feel sometimes stumped when people ask me stupid questions like if India is like what is depicted in Slumdog and it mortifies me all the more if its by a person in his / her drunken stupor...mate get a break I did not form any impressions about America when I watched "Beverly Hills Hillbillies" neither do I form any impressions after watching "Australia"
All of us as Indians whether staying in India or outside like to bask in the glory of any success attributed with anything remotely concerned with India or a person of Indian origin.
Take for example Manoj Night Shyamalan or Bobby Jindal we still get proud of them because they are "INDIANS" which is not the case they are all Americans of Indian origin.
How many times must have Shakeel O'Neil or Tiger Woods been credited with their ancestry originating from Africa.
Anyways coming back to Slumdog the movie has done more harm to India than been of any good , yes it has put the country in the spotlight but for what reasons - innocent orphan's being trained to become beggars and then being blinded for their whole life or for the girl from the pack of three musketeers being made into a prostitute valued at a high price for her virginity.
Its taken us years (I mean decades) for us to change the image of India from a land of snake charmers , elephants , freely roaming cows and being the epicentre of mysticism to a country of oppurtunities growing rapidly at the rate which America witnessed in the early 1930's.All this image building takes a lot of sacrifices and attributing ourselves with movies like Slumdog just mystifies that image all the more
So for the saving grace of GOD get over Slumdog ......

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Knight Riders : A story of Bones to Ashes

The team ironically was christened as "Kolkatta Knight Riders" and like the Knights of Templar it seemed that this team would be invincilble and would uphold the cricketing pride of the people of Calcutta.
Like King Arthur we had King Khan who was epitomises the zenith of entertainment unlimited.He bought the team of knights for a cool US$75 million and personally expended all his energy for the glamorous ad campaigns.Well we know that the self proclaimed King of Bollywood can dance for anything and dance he did well....
The story was picture perfect with the team opening their IPL 2008 conquest with a bang and it seemed like this was the team to beat...well I think it was beginners luck and from their own the team saw just one side of a war - defeat....Well the King proclaimed his faith in his Knights and supported the team well at each match with his royal retinue (does the name Arjun Rampal ring a bell) ...the last time I checked in he was a good for nothing model turned actor with a beautiful wife..no wonder he had all the time in the world to be alongwith King Khan....
The team finished up at the 6th place out of 8 playing teams, talk of atleast seeking a ranking...in IPL 2008 the teams weakness was exposed to the tatters and the team definitely can identify themselves with the Real Madrid team of early 2000's with all superstars but no coordination.
The likes of Ponting , David Hussey came and went away for national team commitments and pocketed in a cool half a million for playing a cameo in the teams flop appearance on the field. I guess during all this time King Khan was still riding on his stallion of eternal optimism...good on him.
Cometh the holy war of IPL 2009 , one would think that things can't get worse.But I presume Khan / Buchanan & Co. have never bothered to read Murphy's Law - "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".The teams performance has been nothing short of abysmal and to the utter dismay of fans the King has lost faith in Knights to uphold the tradition and to protect his holy chalice of Red Chillies...
Buchanan with the able support of his holiness Khan rotated the power hand by deploying a "Multiple Knight" theory and now the Prince of Kolkatta has been replaced by the Duke of Dunedin - Mc Cullum.The duke has been duped of a win in the last 6 games with all of his so called stellar performers notching up a debacle on field...
King Khan has fled away from his team leaving them in total disarray to dance at a wedding oops...Iam sorry to cast his democratic right of voting...he is also planning to barter his team of Knights with any takers.
Only a miracle can save the team from total relegation now....
There is no point in conducting post morterm on the debris of the Knight riders as we have pundits who can do a better job at it ...what I feel as a ardent fan of cricket is that the combination of so many superstars was never meant to be...we have too much of talent in the team and an ideal should have a combination of average and good players which is not the case here.....
The team who had their bodies exposed last year is in a state of total ruins now and everything around them looks ashen ..they have a traitor amongst the Knights who takes up the psuedonym of fake IPL player to post blogs on internet exposing the inner secrets of the team....do they have more to hide ..I thought all the skeletons were out of the cupboard but it seems the team is on the road to perdition and would only stop till they self annhilate themselves....post which the only time all of them can venture out of their castles will be in night and then they can be aptly call the "NIGHT RIDERS"......

Miss Morgan

As I tread my way back through the nostalgic lanes of memory to my first school - Tyndale Biscoe School in Srinagar (India) there is only one name which comes to my mind and that is of my favorite teacher Miss Morgan..
24 years on, I have a pretty blurred image of her face but her affection and care is still fresh as ever..Here I was a young shy and nervous boy of 5 going to the school for the first time with really high levels of anxiety in Srinagar which made me feel so alienated at that point of time.
I still remember the first day I met Miss. Morgan , a lanky frail British lady in her mid forties.Her big smile spread across her whole face, lit up the room; she had big blue eyes and her forehead had two distinct lines of age.She was my class teacher and met all of us one by one and talked to me specially, since I was crying during the recess missing my mum and dad a lot. She took her hankerchief wiped all the tears from eyes and said "Ishan , from now during school time I am your mother , so don't feel bad." The words soothed me beyond my expectations and had a profound effect on me for all the time I knew her.
I did find her accent a bit funny and at that point being a 5 year old I had no clue that it was her Scottish accent which made her English sound really different to me.
Over the next couple of years Miss Morgan used to teach us English and Maths , plus she was our music teacher too.She lived a solitary and disciplined life.Having been a missionary she had travelled to India in the late Sixties and then settled down in Srinagar taking up the role of a teacher at Tyndale Biscoe, an all boys school which is 129 years old and boasts of an esteemed alumni of the likes of the first family of Kashmir - The Abdullahs.
The school had a victorian architecture and Miss Morgan was provided with a cottage of her own within the campus. I distinctly remember one my friends Omar Mallik and myself going to her cottage once to eat home made cookies and cakes just before Easter.
Miss Morgan was a woman of immense warmth and affection and was viewed by all as a person of utmost integrity and honesty.
She was very illustrative in her teachings and once had got cookies and gems for all of us to vividly read out the story of Hansel and Gretel to us. It were these small things she used to do for us which makes us remember and miss her so much till date.
Then one fine day when I was in Class II we received the news that Miss Morgan is going on leave for un-defined time and we would be having a new class teacher .....two months passed away and there was still no sign of Miss Morgan. Omar and I visited her cottage within campus every alternate day to find out whether she is back or not.
Slowly and slowly we got used to her absence but I still missed her in a sporadic manner...like a typical 8 year old.
One fine morning in the spring of 1988 all of us were asked to attend an extended assembly , none of us could understand why but we knew it would be important...and then during the assembly I heard the worst possible news I could have ever heard at that point of time.....Miss Morgan had succumbed to her long battle with terminal cancer.
I was in a state of trance and had tears rolling down my cheeks.When I wiped my eyes, I saw that I was not alone...I was one of the students picked from Primary school to read out an eulogy in the name of Miss Morgan during a special assembly .
My hands shook and my legs trembled as I read out my eulogy for her with tears in my eyes ...I felt cheated, felt as if a son had been robbed of a chance to take care of her mother when she needed her son the most.....